(Land of The summer wine)
New for 2006 – experimental blog
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Joe's test website.
My recipe for Porter (Guinness) cake.
For my all-encompasing hardware fault finding flowchart:- Trouble Shoot (Just for fun)
For some example logging scripts (For Linux Newbies like me) which I created go :- Logging Scripts
If you want personal info go :- Personal (Updated 2/4/2006)
Technical Details, my computer etc. are :- Technical (Updated 2/4/2006)
Website I have just created :- www.hvasc.org.uk
Technical Terms translated for laymen :- Terms
If you like the film 2001 and want a laugh (downloaded from the Compuserve UNIX forum) go :- Hal
If you like the film Star Wars - Episode 1 and want a laugh go :- Stars (bit funny)
or also try :- Government (funny)
My segfault story :- segstory
My poem about skiing :- skiing
Me and Henry's favourite poem 2003 :- Friends
Henry's favourite poem 2004 :- Lines
Some computer error messages in haiku (a special poem format) :- Haiku
If you know about electricity, try "The Ten Commandments of Electical Safety"
Some while ago I needed to find out about NEMA codes for enclosures - although widely used around the world they are not well known in the UK - For a quick guide and brief descriptions see NEMA Codes which I re-created from the original.
If you always buy the cheapest kit you can find, read this:- Ruskin
Here is a quote from Phyllis Bently about people from Yorkshire:- Bentley
Here is a little trip down memory lane for some of us:- Memory
Please forgive any errors etc. but feel free to let me know what you think - e-mail address below.
"Don't anthropomorphise computers - they don't like it"
You can e-mail me :- email@example.com :freeserve (but remove the freeserve bit first because it doen't work!)
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Last Updated 23/2/2008